What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:51

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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After a few moments he returns.
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